Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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