and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
