Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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