Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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