we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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