Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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