dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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