I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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