4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I need to wash the frat house off of me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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