i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Randomize
