Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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