So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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