so that wasnt chicken after all
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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