doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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