Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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