btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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