everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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