One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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