The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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