I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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