Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize