Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
