1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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