I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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