I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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