You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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