Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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