We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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