Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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