Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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