help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Let's get the cat blown out
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
