So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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