Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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