So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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