that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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