FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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