I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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