Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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