found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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