Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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