KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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