There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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