awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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