We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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