Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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