we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My ass is underappreciated
They have beer where we have blood.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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