question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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