What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I need a burrito and a hug.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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