But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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