i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
what day is it and did you see me today?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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