I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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