I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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