So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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